ironicallyspeaking:

Robin: [to herself] Men this is awkward…

Marshall: [to himself] She’s giving me nothing…

Robin: [to herself] He’s just staring at me…

Marshall: [to himself] She’s just staring at me… It’s making me nervous, and great, now my left eye is twitching… Marshall, it’s cool, she doesn’t see it…

Robin: [to herself] What the hell is going on with his eye? Am I supposed not to talk about that? Great, now my right eye is doing it 

I love this part.

I phoned her 5 minutes before 12 a.m. to be the first one to wish her birthday, and not her boyfriend. Haha. She picked up my call and laugh hysterically because she could guess what I was trying to do. We ended up laughing without saying anything for almost 50 seconds. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is my bestfriend. Happy birthday, Ajirah Azahari. You are a fucking awesome friend.
I love you always. 

One of my favourite female vocalists in an amazing band with a beautiful voice.

Another great song from my favourite band. And I’ve been searching for this kind of guy.

I believe in karma. What goes around, comes back around.

There’s this boy. He is already in a relationship with a stunningly beautiful lady, throwing her sweet words like every partner does, takes good care of her, celebrate anniversaries and very confident that she loves him as much as he does. Yet he still asks me to hang out with him. I have no trouble in hanging out with the opposite sex and just the two of us as long as you’re single or your woman knows me. Hanging out and dating have two different definition, don’t mix them together. I cannot express how much hatred I have towards unfaithful partners. At the same time, I do not want to lose him as a friend as he seems cool. He has been asking for countless times and I have been answered with excuses. I decided to be a little nice with desperate boys because I have to gain a lot of friends in a new place. My point is, I do not wish to be a bitch and interfere anyone’s relationships because I believe in karma. I know it will break his woman’s heart and I do not want my future boyfriend to break mine exactly like this.

Nobody does.

Semester 1 roommates. Before the one on the very left decided to avoid hanging out with us because she has another cooler gang. Now, I’m hoping the one on the very right wouldn’t build the wall like the one on very left did.

Few months back, I got really close to Reza, Nashr, Ali and Fatin. I might be hanging out too much with the boys but I never neglected my female friends. Whenever the girls ask me out, I always find time for them.

I enjoy one’s company even though I don’t talk much, at times and I never liked being alone. My favourite roommate has finally got rid of her long distant boyfriend by dating a new boy in the University. And so she got herself a new boyfriend. She is so obsessed with her new relationship, the boy and her boy’s friends. She rarely comes home, hangs out and have girl times with me or our friends. One time, when she came home, I asked her if she’s free because I needed to buy groceries and she replied with, “I’m not sure.” Fine if you’re busy today, we still have tomorrow. So the next day, she wore her jeans.

I asked, “where are you going?” 

“To the library,” she replied while putting some stuff in her bag, without looking at me.

I called her 17 minutes later to buy food as I was starving but turned out, she was already outside of the campus, with her boyfriend. Why do you have to lie? Really. Lying? You couldn’t even find a single minute with me and now you’re lying? I pretended it was OK when it clearly wasn’t. I remember when Reza asked me out for three times but I turned him down because I wanted to hang out with you girls.

You asked, “why did you turn him down?”

I answered, “Sorry. Chicks before dicks.”

I’m sorry I’m not as cool as your boyfriend, as fun as him, as talkative as he is, but I never lied and I always find some time for my girls. I can sense that you felt I was drifting away but at least I still went home and spent time with you. But you. You never had time for me anymore, you were too busy having fun with your new cooler friends. Again, sorry I’m not even close to fun. I hope you realise that girls stay and boys go. If you’re still acting like this, by the time he leaves you, I won’t even know you anymore.

I really want my old roommate back.

Sincerely,

Your Favourite Roomie Too.

Still waiting.